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A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle West Parley Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell West Parley
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 West Parley "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) What's new? Most of my wife. West Parley
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein West Parley When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke West Parley
We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based West Parley "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill West Parley
What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf West Parley It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld West Parley
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko West Parley When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln West Parley
The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w West Parley "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham West Parley
Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) West Parley Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst West Parley
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer West Parley I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr West Parley
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) West Parley The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli West Parley
Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine West Parley Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright West Parley
