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Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Wimborne Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Wimborne
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Wimborne There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Wimborne
If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Wimborne When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Wimborne
"I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Wimborne Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Wimborne
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Wimborne "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Wimborne
Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Wimborne It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Wimborne
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Wimborne "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Wimborne
To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Wimborne Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Wimborne
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Wimborne The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Wimborne
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Wimborne Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Wimborne
The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Wimborne Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Wimborne
