Wimborne St Giles C of E First School - A small rural school for 4 to 9 year old children. Includes the school prospectus, details of the school's last OFSTED report and contact details.
The Bull Inn - Provides real ale, food, a beer garden and a car park. Includes opening times, contact details and directions.
Kingfisher Associates - IT consultancy and independent software development company. Includes details of services available, case studies and contact information.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Wimborne St Giles We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Wimborne St Giles
"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Wimborne St Giles I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Wimborne St Giles
Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Wimborne St Giles You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Wimborne St Giles
You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Wimborne St Giles Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Wimborne St Giles
"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Wimborne St Giles Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Wimborne St Giles
Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Wimborne St Giles Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Wimborne St Giles
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Wimborne St Giles Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Wimborne St Giles
Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Wimborne St Giles "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Wimborne St Giles
"When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Wimborne St Giles If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Wimborne St Giles
The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Wimborne St Giles There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Wimborne St Giles
I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Wimborne St Giles Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Wimborne St Giles
