Yetminster Health Centre - The local health centre and surgery for Yetminster and the surrounding area. Includes details of doctors, services, surgery hours and dispensary.
Broadband 4 Yetminster - A Campaign to get Broadband for Yetminster and the surrounding villages. The details of the campaign and contact information.
Yetminster 1841 Census - Transcription of details of the village inhabitants, including forename, surname, age, and occupation.
"I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Yetminster Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Yetminster
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Yetminster "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Yetminster
"Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Yetminster I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Yetminster
There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Yetminster The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Yetminster
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Yetminster People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Yetminster
The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Yetminster To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Yetminster
"God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Yetminster Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Yetminster
Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Yetminster Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Yetminster
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Yetminster Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Yetminster
The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Yetminster A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Yetminster
"Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Yetminster If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Yetminster
