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"Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Arts and Entertainment Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Arts and Entertainment
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Arts and Entertainment We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Arts and Entertainment
"Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Arts and Entertainment "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Arts and Entertainment
"The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Arts and Entertainment Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Arts and Entertainment
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Arts and Entertainment There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Arts and Entertainment
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Arts and Entertainment "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Arts and Entertainment
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Arts and Entertainment When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Arts and Entertainment
In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Arts and Entertainment See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Arts and Entertainment
Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Arts and Entertainment Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Arts and Entertainment
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Arts and Entertainment As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Arts and Entertainment
There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Arts and Entertainment "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Arts and Entertainment
