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Brandesburton Methodist Church - Services, mission statement, activities and contact. Part of the Hornsea circuit.
Allan Binks Timber - Timber and joinery centre.
Fosse Hill - Jet ski centre and caravan park. Information about the park and how to buy a jetski, facilities, membership and directions.
Thornton Enterprises - Home of Fossehill Fisheries, Humberside Shooting Ground and Ultimate Activities corporate events. Gun and accessory dealers and importers.
Dacre Lakeside Park - Caravan and camping site. Includes information about facilities, prices and contact details.
Dacre Water Sports - Windsurfing and sailing centre. Includes sale of equipment, tuition and a location map.
"We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon. -- Giraudoux If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. -- Virginia Woolf The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. -- Winston Churchill "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Brandesburton We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. -- Aesop Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. -- Oscar Wilde "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Brandesburton the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation. -- Peter "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it. -- Albert Einstein, attributed Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw Brandesburton A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. -- Sidney Goff May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. -- Jeff Raskin Brandesburton "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presley Brandesburton The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons. -- Slavoj Zizek "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) To keep your marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Brandesburton Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim. -- George Santayana "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Brandesburton During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. -- Soren Kierkegaard The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it. -- John Stuart Mill May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Brandesburton A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. -- Robert Frost All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity. -- Albert Einstein There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. -- Oscar Wilde There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you. -- Peter De Vries Brandesburton May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them. -- Aristotle A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking. -- Martin H. Fischer Brandesburton Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance? -- Holbrook Jackson Biography lends to death a new terror. -- Oscar Wilde I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. -- Rodney Dangerfield Use your own best judgment at all times. -- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos Brandesburton Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do. -- Oscar Wilde "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) The older one grows, the more one likes indecency. -- Virginia Woolf Brandesburton There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. -- Fred Hoyle Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. -- Katharine Hepburn That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing. -- 'Doc' Edgerton More light! -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares, assess randomi Brandesburton Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - Henry Louis Mencken He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. -- Brendon Behan Brandesburton The better part of valor is discretion. -- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat. -- Henry Miller Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. -- Samuel Butler They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind. -- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Brandesburton God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -- Voltaire Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another. -- Kenny Ausubel Brandesburton In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstein "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way to bet. -- Damon Runyan I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work. -- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Brandesburton A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. -- Ogden Nash "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not even talking about the programs). -- Nicholas Negroponte Brandesburton I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved. -- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without the sympathy of the community. -- William James If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. -- Thomas Jefferson Brandesburton I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day. -- Vincent Van Gogh Brandesburton "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. 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