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Cottingham Village - Site revolving around the village of Cottingham. Local history, what's on, A-Z, contacts.
Environmental Strategies Limited - Environmental auditing, reviews, training and the development of environmental management systems. Includes case studies.
HREC - Humber Resource Efficiency Centre - Providing a complete environment and energy advice service to all types of business in the Humber Region and surrounding areas of the Midlands and Northern England.
Cottingham High School - Information from the school including: news, history, curriculum and events. Part of the East Riding Schools Consortium.
Cottingham and Dunswell Liberal Democrats - Local Liberal Democrats for the villages of Cottingham and .
Cottingham Folk Club - Programme of meetings and sessions, with links into the wider world of folk music.
Swift Group Limited - Manufacturer of touring caravans and coachbuilt motorhomes. Includes product information, company details, contact information and links.
Yorkshire Accountancy - Includes company details, services, charges, links and contact information.
Holy Cross - Catholic church. Includes newsletter, location, Mass times, contact information, feedback form.
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What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. -- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Cottingham "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles Schultz Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -- Rita Mae Brown Cottingham Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minute, it's longer than any hour. 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Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room. -- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Cottingham It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. -- Moliere Use your own best judgment at all times. -- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Cottingham You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. 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"I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Cottingham The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Cottingham Realism is a corruption of reality. -- Wallace Stevens "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) If a man does his best, what else is there? - General George S. Patton Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -- Thomas Jones "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Cottingham "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire. -- William Yeats Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. -- Karl Wallenda Cottingham If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstein "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been. -- Wayne Gretzky "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Cottingham Politics have no relation to morals. -- Niccolo Machiavelli Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. -- Abraham Lincoln Cottingham Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it. -- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." 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