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"When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Howden Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Howden
"If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Howden Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Howden
"One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Howden "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Howden
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Howden The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Howden
The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Howden Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Howden
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Howden The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Howden
If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Howden Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Howden
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Howden He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Howden
"Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Howden Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Howden
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Howden If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Howden
The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Howden "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Howden
