Keyingham Drama Group - A small drama group who perform a pantomime and a play each year. Background, membership, past and future productions.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Keyingham The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Keyingham
"One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Keyingham Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Keyingham
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Keyingham "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Keyingham
To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Keyingham Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Keyingham
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Keyingham Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Keyingham
You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Keyingham ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Keyingham
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Keyingham Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Keyingham
For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Keyingham We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Keyingham
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Keyingham Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Keyingham
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Keyingham If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Keyingham
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Keyingham Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Keyingham
