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"Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Little Weighton Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Little Weighton
Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Little Weighton Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Little Weighton
"The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Little Weighton Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Little Weighton
The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Little Weighton "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Little Weighton
The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Little Weighton People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Little Weighton
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Little Weighton Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Little Weighton
Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Little Weighton Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Little Weighton
Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Little Weighton "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Little Weighton
"Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Little Weighton "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Little Weighton
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Little Weighton Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Little Weighton
Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Little Weighton You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Little Weighton
