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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein North Ferriby When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland North Ferriby
Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda North Ferriby Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire North Ferriby
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden North Ferriby It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) North Ferriby
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp My other wife is beautiful. I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest North Ferriby Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the North Ferriby
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth North Ferriby "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) North Ferriby
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) North Ferriby The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous North Ferriby
"Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell North Ferriby Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" North Ferriby
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl North Ferriby I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller North Ferriby
"Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw North Ferriby It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) North Ferriby
Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche My other wife is beautiful. North Ferriby "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm North Ferriby
"Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken North Ferriby Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. North Ferriby
