The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Snaith Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Snaith
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Snaith A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Snaith
If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Snaith It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Snaith
People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Snaith "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Snaith
Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Snaith When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Snaith
"Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Snaith 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Snaith
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Snaith Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Snaith
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Snaith The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Snaith
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Snaith "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Snaith
Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Snaith There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Snaith
"To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Snaith "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Snaith
