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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. South Cave It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 South Cave
All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara South Cave He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) South Cave
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb South Cave ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot South Cave
"Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars South Cave An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson South Cave
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) South Cave History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart South Cave
How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) South Cave Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. South Cave
"Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe South Cave When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde South Cave
"If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) South Cave "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) South Cave
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings South Cave To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson South Cave
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius South Cave For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 South Cave
Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson South Cave Man and wife make one fool. The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician South Cave
