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CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Travel and Tourism The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
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-- John Barrymore - last words Travel and Tourism
A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
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-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Travel and Tourism "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Travel and Tourism
This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Travel and Tourism
All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Travel and Tourism Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Travel and Tourism
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Travel and Tourism
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Travel and Tourism
"This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Travel and Tourism "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Travel and Tourism Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Travel and Tourism Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Travel and Tourism
What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Travel and Tourism In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Travel and Tourism
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Travel and Tourism "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Travel and Tourism
