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"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Bodiam It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Bodiam
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Bodiam Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Bodiam
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Bodiam Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Bodiam
Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Bodiam Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Bodiam
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Bodiam Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Bodiam
"In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bodiam The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Bodiam
Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Bodiam "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Bodiam
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Bodiam Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Bodiam
The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Bodiam Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Bodiam
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Bodiam Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Bodiam
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Bodiam Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Bodiam
