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"In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Burwash I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
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No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Burwash Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Burwash
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Burwash Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Burwash
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Burwash Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Burwash
Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Burwash Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Burwash
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Burwash "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Burwash
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Burwash The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Burwash
"A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Burwash The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Burwash
He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Burwash If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Burwash
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Burwash "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Burwash
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Burwash Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Burwash
