Chailey Parish Council - Provides information about and for the community of Chailey in East Sussex, such as local churches and pubs, sports clubs, and council services.
Chailey School - Secondary school. Profile, staff, results and student guide.
Chailey Heritage School - Educates children with disabilities. Includes profile and information about objectives, values, curriculum and residential care.
The Chairman - Upholsterer and furniture repairer. Services, testimonials and portfolio.
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Chailey "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Chailey
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Chailey Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Chailey
blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Chailey My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Chailey
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Chailey "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Chailey
"The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Chailey The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Chailey
Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Chailey Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Chailey
"A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Chailey To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Chailey
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Chailey The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Chailey
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Chailey Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Chailey
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Chailey If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Chailey
"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Chailey I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Chailey
