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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire East Chiltington Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown East Chiltington
"How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) East Chiltington "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) East Chiltington
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) East Chiltington I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker East Chiltington
"The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cćsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken East Chiltington In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) East Chiltington
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius East Chiltington May you never leave your marriage alive. There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller East Chiltington
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm East Chiltington Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway East Chiltington
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through East Chiltington "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and East Chiltington
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren East Chiltington Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese East Chiltington
Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) East Chiltington "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) East Chiltington
Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. East Chiltington The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge East Chiltington
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn East Chiltington You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) East Chiltington
