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Eastbourne Today - Local news, sport, what's on listings, property, jobs and motors as well as full links to local organisations from the Eastbourne area. Provided by the Eastbourne Herald.
Eastbourne 360 - Panoramic photos of Eastbourne, East Sussex. Meads, Old Town, Willingdon, Langney, Beachy Head, Seafront, Seaside, Roselands and Upperton.
Eastbourne's Official Tourism Site - Information for visitors to Eastbourne supported by Eastbourne Borough Council and run in partnership with local Internet company Eastbourne.org Ltd. Also includes listings of local businesses.
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together. - Georg Lichtenberg Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. then the world 's mine oyster -- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Eastbourne The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Eastbourne A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that. -- Shakespeare, William Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencken Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Eastbourne An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention. -- Anonymous A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for? -- Robert Browning If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush... -- Dawn French Eastbourne "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. -- P. J. O'Rourke If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. -- Robert Graves Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past. -- George Orwell Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper. -- Unknown history student Eastbourne Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of the workmanship. -- John Renmerde If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. -- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Eastbourne Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME! -- Anonymous The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. -- Anonymous When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now comple Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing. -- Publilius Syrus Eastbourne He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own. -- Aesop I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name." -- Mike Binder "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Eastbourne Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals. -- Cynthia Heimel Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. -- Groucho Marx Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. -- Woody Allen "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. -- H. L. Mencken Eastbourne I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. -- Albert Einstein Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME! -- Anonymous Eastbourne Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. -- Margaret Thatcher "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear. -- Henry David Thoreau The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. -- Anonymous Eastbourne There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Work is a four-letter word. -- The Smiths (Morrissey) Eastbourne You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is plurality, death is uniformity. -- Octavio Paz "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle. -- Marianne Williamson It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang. -- Tom Robbins Eastbourne "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. -- Oscar Wilde Eastbourne Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Thought is action in rehearsal. -- Sigmund Freud Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. -- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Eastbourne For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. -- Rainer Maria Ril Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Never moon a werewolf. -- Mike Binder Eastbourne I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. -- Mark Twain A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -- Ed Howe A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe Eastbourne The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein He who has lost honor can lose nothing more. -- Publilius Syrus No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Eastbourne Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. -- Dr. Karl Menninger Golf is a good walk spoiled. -- Mark Twain Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. -- Polish proverb Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. -- Josh Billings "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Eastbourne If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? -- Calvin Trillin When you're away, I'm restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are here. -- Samuel Hoffenstein When women go wrong, men go right after them. -- Mae West Eastbourne Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in freedom. -- Albert Einstein There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot successfully It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned. -- Leslie Jeanne Sahler In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose shoulders we stand. -- Gerald Holton The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain Eastbourne "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. -- Lenny Bruce The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it. -- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Eastbourne
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