Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
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-- Socrates "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Travel and Tourism As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Travel and Tourism
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Travel and Tourism I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Travel and Tourism
For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Travel and Tourism "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Travel and Tourism I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Travel and Tourism
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Travel and Tourism Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Travel and Tourism Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Travel and Tourism
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
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Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Travel and Tourism "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Travel and Tourism
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Travel and Tourism
"A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Travel and Tourism It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
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