The Old Parsonage - Award-winning country house offering bed and breakfast accommodation. Prices, photos and description.
Frant CEP School - Prospectus, diary, newsletters and photo tour.
Frant Lakes - Mixed and specimen fishing on eight lakes set in 200 acres of parkland as well as a fifty swim section of the River Teise. Includes map, photos, results, rules and prices.
Rushlye Barn - Bed and breakfast at 16th century converted barn. Describes its facilities and local attractions and eating places.
Treework - Tree surgeons also serving the Tunbridge Wells area. Profile and services.
Frant, Bells Yew Green, Eridge - News, parish council, church services, business, travel, accommodation, history, sports and schools.
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