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Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Health Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Health
>From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Health History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Health
Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Health "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Health
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Health Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Health
It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Health The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Health
Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Health Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Health
Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Health Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Health
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Health
Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Health Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Health
A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Health I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Health
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Health When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Health
