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I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
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-- G. K. Chesterton When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
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ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
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If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Health
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
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- Goethe Health Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
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-- Joseph Addison Health If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
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-- Fr. Jerome Cummings The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Health
I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
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-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
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-- Bill Moyers Health
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
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- Karl Wallenda In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Health
Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
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-- Smith & Jones It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
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-- Helen Keller Health "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
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-- John Adams, dying words Health
If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
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-- Benjamin Disraeli Health
God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
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-- Benjamin Tillett "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard We do not remember days; we remember moments.
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