Heritage Field - Outdoor event venue also offering camping. Profile, facilities and past events with booking forms.
All Saints Restoration Appeal - Raises funds for the work required. Profile, information about the village and events.
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Laughton "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Laughton
Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Laughton "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Laughton
blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Laughton Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Laughton
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Laughton I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Laughton
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Laughton No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Laughton
Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Laughton I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Laughton
I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Laughton Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Laughton
"You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Laughton "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Laughton
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Laughton Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
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Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Laughton "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Laughton
In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Laughton When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Laughton
