Listening Therapy - Treats Meniere's Disease by allowing victims of vertigo to regain their balance, confidence, peace of mind and control of their lives.
Equilibrium Clinic - Centre for alternative health therapies. Descriptions of each type of therapy and prices of consultations.
K. Chapple, Optometrist - Opticians and contact lens practitioners, also offering hearing tests / hearing aids, chiropody/podiatry and reflexology. Description of services and products, contact lens order form, and glossary of terms.
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-- Philip K. Dick Where there is love there is life.
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-- Oscar Wilde When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Health
"Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
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-- Guy Kawasaki Health I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
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-- Albert Einstein To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Health
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
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You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
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-- Samuel Butler Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
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-- Flannery O'Connor Health
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- George Bernard Shaw Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
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-- Harper Lee Health A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
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-- John G. Pollard Health
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
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-- Oscar Wilde God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
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-- Mark Twain There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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-- Thomas Szasz Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Health Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
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-- Groucho Marx Health
The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
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-- W. Somerset Maugham Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Health Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Health
Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Health Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
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-- Anton Chekhov It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Health With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
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