Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Travel and Tourism During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Travel and Tourism We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Travel and Tourism
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Travel and Tourism "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Travel and Tourism
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Travel and Tourism
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Travel and Tourism Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Travel and Tourism
"Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Travel and Tourism Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Travel and Tourism
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Travel and Tourism Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Travel and Tourism
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Travel and Tourism Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Travel and Tourism
It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Travel and Tourism I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Travel and Tourism
