Westham Dolphin Leisure - Suppliers of above-ground swimming pools, pool accessories, portable spas and saunas. Includes details of products and services available.
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Priory Court Hotel and Restaurant - 17th Century overlooking the ruined castle. Describes its facilities and services with menus, tariff and directions.
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Pevensey Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Pevensey
Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Pevensey The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Pevensey
There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Pevensey Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Pevensey
Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Pevensey What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Pevensey
Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Pevensey I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Pevensey
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Pevensey Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Pevensey
"Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Pevensey The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Pevensey
"Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Pevensey Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Pevensey
In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Pevensey I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Pevensey
If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Pevensey >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Pevensey
Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Pevensey I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Pevensey
