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Old Forge Pine - Pine furniture. Profile, opening hours and photographs.
Ringmer - Community pages with local groups, businesses, news, events and history.
Ringmer Football Club - Describes the organisation and its facilities with news, fixtures and team pages.
Pyrotec Fire Protection - Fire equipment, fire risk assessments and services for industrial, commercial and domestic use. Profile, services and product range.
Grandad's Garden - Offers cottage garden furniture and fittings. Profile, FAQ, catalogue and price list.
If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one. -- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty. -- Thomas Jefferson Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. -- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. -- George Bernard Shaw "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Ringmer It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang. -- Tom Robbins Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -- Groucho Marx "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ringmer "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes time to get a dance right, to create something memorable. -- Fred Astaire "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. -- James Lowell Ringmer The love we give away is the only love we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard I still live. -- Daniel Webster, dying words The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Ringmer "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't natural. -- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... -- Anonymous Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen Ringmer Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules. -- Elting E. Morison If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. -- Anonymous Ringmer The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. -- Billie Holliday Friends applaud, the Comedy is over. -- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Ringmer With the catching end the pleasures of the chase. -- Abraham Lincoln Honor lies in honest toil. -- Grover Cleveland Politics have no relation to morals. -- Niccolo Machiavelli Ringmer "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Criticism is prejudice made plausible. - Henry Louis Mencken Whatever you are, be a good one. -- Abraham Lincoln Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. -- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting married A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. -- Thomas Carruthers Ringmer When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now comple "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Ringmer "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing. -- Bernard Baruch "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails. -- Clarence Darrow The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn. -- Cicero Ringmer "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own. -- Antonio Porchi The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant. -- Salvador Dali Ringmer All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control futur One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way. -- Vincent Van Gogh If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Ringmer Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. -- Eleanor Roosevelt I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. -- Will Rogers Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery Ringmer Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. -- Lynn Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. -- Herbert Hoover At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me de Ringmer In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. -- Conway's Law What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours. -- Woody Allen The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. -- Oscar Wilde Ringmer Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. -- William Temple "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much. -- Anonymous A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Ringmer Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. -- Joan Crawford "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Ringmer The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. -- Nicholas Murray Butler A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu ...the fog is rising. -- Emily Dickinson, dying words The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands. -- Oscar Wilde Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. -- Anonymous Ringmer Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. -- Beau Brummel We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade. -- Caroline Norton Ringmer A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours. -- Benjamin Disraeli Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. -- Rose Kennedy Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. -- George Burns The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. -- Honore de Balzac Ringmer There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse! -- Calvin Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. -- Aesop Ringmer
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