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Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Rotherfield Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Rotherfield
"I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Rotherfield Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Rotherfield
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Rotherfield I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Rotherfield
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Rotherfield Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Rotherfield
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Rotherfield Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Rotherfield
"To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Rotherfield The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Rotherfield
A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Rotherfield The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Rotherfield
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Rotherfield I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Rotherfield
"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Rotherfield Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Rotherfield
"Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Rotherfield There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Rotherfield
Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Rotherfield "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Rotherfield