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-- Samuel Johnson I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
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-- Robert Browning "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
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-- Winston Churchill Personal Pages
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-- Paul Boese Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Personal Pages "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Personal Pages
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
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minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
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-- Fred Astaire Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Personal Pages
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
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Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
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continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Personal Pages If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
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-- Gloria Steinem Personal Pages
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
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-- Eleanor Roosevelt We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Personal Pages
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-- Seen on a t-shirt The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
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-- G. K. Chesterton But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
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-- American Proverb It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
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-- Mary Buckley Personal Pages
"Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill We love because it's the only true adventure.
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Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
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-- Aesop I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
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-- Bette Davis Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Personal Pages
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
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-- George Carlin Personal Pages I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
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Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
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-- Benjamin Franklin Personal Pages
