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-- T. S. Eliot If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Transport In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
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- Robert Orben We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Transport
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Transport "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) I have spread my dreams under your feet;
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-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Transport
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Transport Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Transport
A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
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-- M. C. Reed "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Transport Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Transport
Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Transport "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Transport
The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
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bre A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Transport Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Transport
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Transport The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Transport
"These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Transport Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Transport
Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Transport Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Transport
"Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Transport "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Transport
The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Transport "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
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