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Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Accommodation I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Accommodation
We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Accommodation "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Accommodation
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Accommodation You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Accommodation
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Accommodation Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Accommodation
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Accommodation We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Accommodation
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Accommodation Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Accommodation
For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Accommodation Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Accommodation
Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Accommodation Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Accommodation
"Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Accommodation The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Accommodation
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Accommodation 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Accommodation
If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Accommodation The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Accommodation
