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Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Health There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Health
"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Health cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health
"Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Health You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Health
"Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Health I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Health
The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Health However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Health
"Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Health Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Health
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Health Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Health
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Health A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Health
Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Health I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Health
Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Health The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Health
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Health Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Health
