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-- Abraham Lincoln "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
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-- Johann Sebastian Bach I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
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-- Adlai Stevenson Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
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-- George Bernard Shaw "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Recreation and Sports Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
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-- Orison Swett Marden Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Recreation and Sports
Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
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should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
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-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Recreation and Sports "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Recreation and Sports
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Recreation and Sports Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
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-- Anonymous Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports
I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
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-- David Bissonette Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
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-- Wedding Toast "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Recreation and Sports Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
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-- Arthur C. Clarke Recreation and Sports
"The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Recreation and Sports No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Recreation and Sports
Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Recreation and Sports Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Recreation and Sports
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Recreation and Sports We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
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-- H. L. Mencken If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Recreation and Sports
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
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-- Abraham Lincoln Recreation and Sports Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
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Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. We do not remember days; we remember moments.
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