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In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Transport Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Transport
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Transport "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Transport
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Transport A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Transport
It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Transport "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Transport
Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Transport "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Transport
Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Transport I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Transport
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Transport A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Transport
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Transport Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Transport
"Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Transport Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Transport
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Transport In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Transport
"A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Transport You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Transport
