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Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Arts and Entertainment Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Arts and Entertainment
"To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Arts and Entertainment Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Arts and Entertainment
When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Arts and Entertainment "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Arts and Entertainment
your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Arts and Entertainment If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Arts and Entertainment
"True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues Arts and Entertainment And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Arts and Entertainment
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Arts and Entertainment America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Arts and Entertainment
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Arts and Entertainment All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Arts and Entertainment
Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Arts and Entertainment Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Arts and Entertainment
Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Arts and Entertainment Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Arts and Entertainment
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Arts and Entertainment "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Arts and Entertainment
You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Arts and Entertainment We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Arts and Entertainment
