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It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Education If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Education
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Education God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Education
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Education We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Education
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Education When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Education
"God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Education "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Education
Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Education It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Education
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Education With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Education
Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Education "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Education
"To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Education What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Education
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Education The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Education
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Education My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Education
