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- Ambrose Bierce Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
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deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
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-- Oscar Wilde The love we give away is the only love we keep.
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-- Wehrner von Braun Health
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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-- Anonymous My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
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The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
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worth killing for.
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-- Nigerian Proverb "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Health
"The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
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doctors rob you and kill you too.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Health Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Health
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
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looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Health
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
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inspe Health "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Health
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
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-- Wilson Mizner The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
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-- Dolly Parton Health
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Health Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Health
The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
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-- Friedrich Nietzsche Health
