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Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Travel and Tourism There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Travel and Tourism
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Travel and Tourism "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Travel and Tourism
"Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Travel and Tourism "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Travel and Tourism
"Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Travel and Tourism
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Travel and Tourism Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Travel and Tourism
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Travel and Tourism "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Travel and Tourism
Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Travel and Tourism A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Travel and Tourism
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Travel and Tourism Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Travel and Tourism "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Travel and Tourism
What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Travel and Tourism "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Travel and Tourism
Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Travel and Tourism "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Travel and Tourism
