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"People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Brentwood Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Brentwood
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Brentwood "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Brentwood
"Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Brentwood If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Brentwood
To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Brentwood The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Brentwood
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Brentwood Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Brentwood
May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Brentwood blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Brentwood
Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Brentwood You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Brentwood
"Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Brentwood The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Brentwood
"One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Brentwood The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
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"Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Brentwood All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Brentwood
Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Brentwood One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Brentwood
