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stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Transport You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Transport
I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Transport What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport
She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Transport "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Transport
Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Transport Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Transport
Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer What's new? Most of my wife. Transport I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Transport
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Transport Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Transport
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Transport If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Transport
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Transport If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Transport
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Transport CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Transport
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Transport "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Transport
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Transport ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Transport