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"If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Brightlingsea We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Brightlingsea
"You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Brightlingsea After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Brightlingsea
No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Brightlingsea Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Brightlingsea
"To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Brightlingsea Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Brightlingsea
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Brightlingsea I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Brightlingsea
In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Brightlingsea "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Spinster: A bachelor's wife. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Brightlingsea
Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Brightlingsea Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Brightlingsea
"The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Brightlingsea Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Brightlingsea
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Brightlingsea The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Brightlingsea
Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Brightlingsea Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Brightlingsea
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Brightlingsea Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Brightlingsea
