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We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Business and Economy "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Business and Economy
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Business and Economy I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Business and Economy
"Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Business and Economy Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Business and Economy
All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Business and Economy We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Business and Economy
"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Business and Economy People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Business and Economy
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Business and Economy "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Business and Economy
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Business and Economy
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Business and Economy I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Business and Economy
It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Business and Economy No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Business and Economy
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Business and Economy Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Business and Economy
Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Business and Economy Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Business and Economy
