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-- Woody Allen Health
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
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-- Virginia Woolf Health To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
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-- Johann Sebastian Bach Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Health
A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Only the little people pay taxes.
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-- Oliver Wendell Holmes God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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If a man does his best, what else is there?
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-- James Reston Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
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-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
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Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
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-- Kate Halverson Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Health "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Health
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
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-- Oscar Wilde Health "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
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-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
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I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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hers.
-- Anonymous Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Health
Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
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- H. H. Munro (Saki) Health
A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
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blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
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-- Aristotle Health To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Health
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
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-- Friedrich Nietzsche If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Health It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Health
