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Sewright Industrial Sewing Machines - Buys and sells used industrial sewing machines worldwide. Includes description of services and contact details.
First Impressions Flooring - Specialise in wooden and laminated floors with free estimates and samples. Includes description of services and contact details.
Island Net - Information on shops, history, travel and news for Canvey Island.
J.P. Polishing - Polishes alloy vehicle wheels, engine parts and rails. Describes and illustrates services.
Les's Cycles - Bicycle retailer. Includes overview and contact details.
Christian Motor Company - Used car sales. Includes description of services and contact details.
Kings Park Homes - Accommodation for the over 50's in a secure park. Location, viewing and buying.
Anne Marie Cuisine - Catering service available throughout Essex. Overview, menus and contact.
Island Chain & Marine Services - Chain manufacturers informing of products, location and contact.
BM Bitz - Offers new and used BMW spares. Includes description of services and contact details.
Demon Artworx - Vinyl signwriting and window graphics. Services offered and examples.
Pamper Parties - Children, teens and adults 'make over' parties. Services and contact.
"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) What's another word for "Thesaurus?" -- Steven Wright The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not, the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms with "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Canvey Island Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. 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The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. -- Bertrand Russell Canvey Island May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. -- Albert Einstein Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. -- Latin Proverb Canvey Island "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. -- John Powell "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Canvey Island Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled? -- Pope Julius III The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it. -- John Stuart Mill I hate work. That's why I got married. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it. -- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails. -- Clarence Darrow Canvey Island "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincoln If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz Canvey Island Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate chastisement. -- Ernest Dimnet A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. -- George Benard Shaw "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Canvey Island "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword. -- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Canvey Island blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. -- Judith Viorst Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Go away...I'm alright. -- H. G. Wells, dying words Canvey Island A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking. -- Martin H. Fischer "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Canvey Island "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Canvey Island Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel. -- Niccolo Machiavelli "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Canvey Island These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder. -- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'. - Friedrich Nietzsche Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. -- George Washington We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken Canvey Island Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Canvey Island "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. -- G. K. Chesterton He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own. -- Aesop When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree. -- William Blake Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Canvey Island My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. -- Vladimir Nabokov Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant. -- Salvador Dali Canvey Island We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him. -- Shelley Winters Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings. -- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Use your own best judgment at all times. -- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us. -- Francis Bacon Canvey Island No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. -- Channing Pollack Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to- resurrection" coverage. He later a They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind. -- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Canvey Island Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Canvey Island Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. -- Katharine Hepburn The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. -- Shirley MacLaine Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. 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