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"College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Castle Point Borough Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Castle Point Borough
I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Castle Point Borough "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Castle Point Borough
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Castle Point Borough Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Castle Point Borough
Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Castle Point Borough I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Castle Point Borough
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Castle Point Borough If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Castle Point Borough
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Castle Point Borough When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Castle Point Borough
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Castle Point Borough A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Castle Point Borough
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Castle Point Borough If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Castle Point Borough
"Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Castle Point Borough I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Castle Point Borough
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Castle Point Borough Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Castle Point Borough
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Castle Point Borough "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Castle Point Borough
