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-- Essie Summers America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
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-- Arnold Toynbee I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
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-- Woody Allen Chelmsford Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Chelmsford
The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Chelmsford If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Chelmsford
"No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Chelmsford I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Chelmsford No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
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-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Chelmsford
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Chelmsford Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
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-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Chelmsford
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-- Richard P. Adler Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
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-- Cynthia H It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Chelmsford In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
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? Work It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
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-- Henry Ford Chelmsford
"All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Chelmsford Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
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-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Chelmsford
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
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-- Ed Bluestone Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
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-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Chelmsford "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Chelmsford
If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
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-- Abraham Lincoln Chelmsford I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Chelmsford
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
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-- Dawn French I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
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-- August Strindberg Chelmsford Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
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- Umberto Eco Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Chelmsford
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Chelmsford Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
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