St Anne's Preparatory School - This small Independent Day School was founded in 1925 and is conveniently situated near the centre of Chelmsford
Leleka Tutoring - Russian and Ukrainian language tutoring on a one to one basis. Includes description with prices.
Chelmer Valley High School - Education for pupils aged between 11 and 18. Includes description of services and contact details.
Moulsham High School - An 11 to 18 comprehensive school with single-sex teaching in a co-educational environment. Aims, news, and virtual tour.
Meadgate Primary School - For children aged 4 - 11 years. Overview, council, Golden Book, events, curriculum and ofsted report.
I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Education Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Education
Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Education Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Education
If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Education Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Education
To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Education "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Education
Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Education "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Education
"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Education "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Education
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Education Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Education
Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Education Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Education
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Education Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Education
"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Education "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Education
Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Education "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Education
