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Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Transport Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Transport
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Transport Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Transport
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Transport Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Transport
"Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Transport "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Transport
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Transport Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Transport
"If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Transport "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Transport
Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Transport The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Transport
What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Transport The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Transport
"In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Transport "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Transport
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Transport The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Transport
All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Transport Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Transport
