Clacton Pier - Features a wide variety of family entertainments including the seaquarium, haunted mansion, the waltzer, dodgems and the terminator. Includes contact information.
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Travel and Tourism Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Travel and Tourism
then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Travel and Tourism Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Travel and Tourism
Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Travel and Tourism I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Travel and Tourism
In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Travel and Tourism "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Travel and Tourism Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Travel and Tourism
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Travel and Tourism
He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Travel and Tourism 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Travel and Tourism
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Travel and Tourism
"The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Travel and Tourism "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Travel and Tourism
